It's gonna be interesting!

can't be more boring.....

Are there any laughs?

Bollox

If not then fuck it; I'm off!

Bollox

Q. What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
A. I haven't got a Ferrari in my garrage.

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A family of prostitutes are sitting down chatting about business.
Daughter: I got £15 today for a blow job.
Mother: That's good. In my day it was only £10.
Grandmother: During the war we were just happy to have a warm drink!

Bollox

A woman's alone with her doctor in his consulting room, and she begs him to kiss her, just once.
"Please, I want you! Just one kiss!"
"I can't, it's not allowed."
"I'll die if I can't kiss you!"
"But I could get struck off!"
'But I just want one kiss, is that too much to ask?"
"The GMC has very tight rules on this sort of thing! Strictly speaking we shouldn't even be having sex."

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well i laughed

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Me too

And welcome back, Psychee!

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thanks

been snowed under with work and flat hunting and other stuff... "life" i think it's called, sorry not to have been around more recently.

*promises to be better*

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