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Trial against environmental activists dropped after undercover Met police officer switches sides - Telegraph

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The campaigners had been accused of conspiring to shut down a power station, but the trial collapsed after Pc Mark Kennedy, who had infiltrated the group, indicated he would give evidence to support them in court, it has been reported.

Prosecutors dropped the case, which was due to start on Monday, after learning that Mr Kennedy had offered to help the defence, according to BBC Newsnight.

The charges related to an alleged plan by the activists to try to shut down the Ratcliffe-on-Soar coal-fired power station in Nottingham in 2009 to protest against global warming.

Under the alias Mark Stone, Mr Kennedy led a second life as an environmental campaigner in Nottingham.

The undercover agent had become a key member of the group since 2000 until his secret was discovered by protesters last October.


But the activists claimed that, rather than simply watching the group, Mr Kennedy had been intimately involved in planning protests and bringing new members into the group.

Danny Chivers, one of the six defendants, said: "We're not talking about someone sitting at the back of the meeting taking notes – he was in the thick of it."

He said Mr Kennedy had been helping to plan the Ratcliffe-on-Soar demonstration for "months" and had driven a team in his van to recce the site ahead of the protest.

Mr Kennedy had also been one of the "key people" in organising protests against the 2005 G8 summit at Gleneagles, he claimed.

In April 2009, police arrested 114 people for "conspiracy to commit aggravated trespass" over the Ratcliffe-on-Soar protest and 18 were subsequently convicted. They could now appeal.

When he was later confronted by activists who discovered his double identity, Mr Kennedy said he quit the force after the arrests were made in 2009.

It is not known whether he has indeed left the force, or where he is now, but he is understood to have contacted defence lawyers saying he would help them in court. Prosecutors then dropped the case.

The Met Police have made no official comment.

Full story: Newsnight, BBC Two, 10.30pm, Monday 10 January
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Mark Kennedy: A journey from undercover cop to 'bona fide' activist


No one suspected Mark Kennedy was undercover when he joined environmental activists – but has he now switched sides?



He turned up with long hair, tattoos and an insatiable appetite for climbing trees. Few people suspected anything odd of the man who introduced himself as Mark Stone on a dairy farm turned spiritual sanctuary in North Yorkshire.

He had come alone on 12 August 2003, in the middle of a heatwave, for a gathering of environmental activists known as Earth First.

Apart from the fact that "Stone" was apparently well-paid and ate meat, he appeared no different from the hundreds of other activists who gathered under marquees to smoke weed, play guitars and plan protests.

What no one could have known was that, despite appearances, the 33-year-old "freelance climber" was actually PC Mark Kennedy, an undercover police officer beginning an audacious operation to live deep undercover among environmental activists.

The Guardian can reveal just how successful – and controversial – the operation was.

From that day Kennedy would live a remarkable double life lasting more than seven years. So embedded in the protest community did he become that about 200 people turned up for a joint celebration of his 40th birthday, described as a "three-day bender" on a farm.

All were, of course, oblivious that Kennedy was feeding back detailed reports to his police commanders as he participated in, and sometimes even organised, some of the most high-profile demonstrations of the past decade.

He took part in almost every major environmental protest in the UK from 2003, and also managed to infiltrate groups of anti-racists, anarchists and animal rights protesters.

Using a fake passport, Kennedy visited more than 22 countries, taking part in protests against the building of a dam in Iceland, touring Spain with eco-activists, and penetrating anarchist networks in Germany and Italy.

It was a career that involved breaking into power stations, invading airports and – according to legal papers – concluded in an operation in which he now stands accused of crossing the boundary from spy to agent provocateur.

Kennedy's personal journey also appears to have ended with a remarkable twist. In recent weeks, after protesters discovered his hidden identity and circulated news that he was a police agent, Kennedy is said to have "gone native". He has expressed remorse to betrayed friends and is seeking some way of securing redemption.

Kennedy's career as a police constable in the Metropolitan police began around 1994. It was almost 10 years later – in early 2003 – that he was selected as a candidate for a classified operation.

Police have been infiltrating protest movements for decades, but Kennedy was to be one of the first to work for the newly formed National Public Order Intelligence Unit, which monitors so-called "domestic extremists".

That summer he was issued with a driving licence and passport bearing his new identity – Mark Stone – and a plausible backstory that explained his long absences. Claiming to be a professional climber, Kennedy told people he encountered in Nottingham – many of them connected to Earth First – that he often had well-paid work abroad.

Kennedy had two assets that, in the years to come, would make him indispensable to protesters. First, he could drive, and had a dark blue pick-up truck. Second, he was generous with his money, agreeing to pay for campaign literature, rented vans and fines imposed on activists in magistrates courts. His largesse would eventually earn him his best-known nickname, Flash.

Almost a year after he first emerged in Nottingham, Kennedy began gaining the trust of activists. In 2004 he became involved in Dissent!, a network preparing for protests against the following year's G8 Summit in Gleneagles.

In 2005 he scaled trees in London, to hang a banner protesting against BP, then travelled to Scotland, where his van was used to ship equipment to an eco-camp near Stirling. After G8 came to an end, Kennedy vanished to Iceland to campaign against the construction of a dam.

He was becoming well-known among protesters, including Alex Long, a member of the London-based Wombles anarchist collective, who had met him the previous year.

Looking back, Long said, Kennedy was "too good to be true – the perfect activist". "He would be your best mate, but not in a contrived way," he said. "If he walked in right now, I'd say to him: 'Mark, how you doing?' and then only seconds later I'd think, oh, I forgot, you're a cop."

By all accounts Kennedy rarely expressed political views, instead taking an interest in the practicalities of protest.

Craig Logan, 37, who unwittingly became a close friend of the undercover officer, said he had "no great powers of oratory" but made friends quickly. "He was funny, friendly – if a bit blokey," he said. "He would go out of his way for people." He agreed that Kennedy's van – and his money – quickly helped him to ingratiate himself with the community.

Conscious of police surveillance, activists keep those who know about the logistics of a protest "action" to a small circle. For practical reasons, those in the know typically include people responsible for transport.

By the summer of 2006, Kennedy's life as an activist was complete. He entered the circle of people planning the first of the annual Climate Camp gatherings, helping to set up the encampment near the Drax coal-fired power station in North Yorkshire. Around the same time he chained himself to Hartlepool nuclear power station and climbed a crane at Didcot power station.

At the following year's Climate Camp, Kennedy was trusted enough to be given the important role of organising transport needed to set up a camp near Heathrow.

But by Climate Camp 2008 – when activists gathered near Kingsnorth power station, in Kent – the undercover police officer's appetite for action was raising suspicions. Kennedy volunteered to be the driver in an action that saw 29 activists successfully hijack a train delivering 1,000 tonnes of coal to Drax. Behind his back, some protesters began calling him "Detective Stone".

"I was quite shocked," said Long. "That is just about the worst thing you can say about an activist."

It was not until 12 April 2009, when Kennedy's uniformed colleagues stormed into a school in the suburbs of Nottingham, that his double life began to unravel.

Police had been tipped off – presumably by Kennedy – that some activists planned to break into the nearby Ratcliffe-on-Soar power station, a coal-fired plant owned by E.ON. In a £300,000 operation police swooped into a school building where protesters had gathered on the eve of the invasion.

Inside, they found 114 activists including Kennedy, who had travelled from the London G20 protests. Twenty protesters were eventually convicted for the minor crime of conspiracy to commit trespass after they admitted they had planned to occupy the plant for a week, thereby preventing the emission of 150,000 tonnes of carbon.

Handing down "lenient" sentences last week at Nottingham crown court, a judge said the intended protest would have been peaceful and safe, and recognised the activists were "decent" people with "the highest possible motives".

Kennedy, it seems, was the exception. For four months he had played a key role in planning the action, leading a reconnaissance mission and giving advice on the best way to break into the site.

"We needed someone who could drive and we needed someone we could trust. Mark felt like that person," said Bradley Day, 23, who worked with Kennedy on the mission.

Kennedy allowed his house to be used for planning meetings and, days before the protest was due to take place he used his fake ID to pay £778 to hire a 7.5-tonne truck to transport equipment. Those around said they became increasingly aware of his desire for the protest to go ahead.

When a heavy police presence was reported outside the power station, activists considered abandoning the protest, but nominated Kennedy to drive out to see how big a threat they posed. When he returned, he told the group there was no police presence at all. The arrests followed soon after.

Immediately some suspected Kennedy, who may have been having his own regrets. "I remember being awake at about eight the next morning and seeing Mark sitting at the bottom of the stairs with his head in his hands," said one activist who slept on Kennedy's floor.

Suspicions grew when Kennedy – among 27 activists who were charged – declined to use the same law firm as the others. Charges against him, but not the others, were then dropped. But it was a chance discovery of his real passport, bearing the surname Kennedy, months later that put activists on a trail that would eventually lead them to documents confirming he was a police officer.

Six of Kennedy's close friends confronted him in a house in Nottingham in the early hours of 21 October last year. He confessed, breaking down in tears and expressing regret for the pain he had caused. He told those present that he was not the only officer deep undercover in the protest movement, costing the taxpayer £250,000 a year per agent.

Those claims – along with his apparent remorse – were not believed by everyone present. "He is duplicitous. He was undercover for seven years. I didn't trust a word of what he was saying," said one activist.

Kennedy is now living abroad, but recent developments suggest his desire for redemption is sincere. In email exchanges with activists and their lawyer, Kennedy talked of taking a "leap of faith", giving the defence evidence that would "assist" them. "I want to help," he said.

Three weeks ago, Kennedy suddenly pulled out and ceased communications, but not before expressing an abiding concern. "I don't want this ever to happen to anyone ever again," he said. "What's happened is really wrong."

Mark Kennedy: A journey from undercover cop to 'bona fide' activist | Environment | The Guardian
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Scotland Yard was under pressure tonight to explain whether it had authorised an undercover officer to have sexual relationships with environmental activists after a woman came forward to say she felt violated following a close relationship with the man unmasked this week as a police spy.

The woman told the Guardian that Mark Kennedy, the Metropolitan police officer at the centre of a growing controversy over the infiltration of peaceful environmental protest groups, had relationships with several women and may have used sex as a tactic to glean intelligence.

"He had so many friends and relationships with people in the movement that I'm questioning whether this was a tactic – or part of his task – to become more trusted or respected within the scene," she said today. "In a general sense, there is the feeling that if somebody was being paid to have sex with me, that gives me a sense of having been violated."

Following questions in parliament over the Kennedy case, a member of the Met's watchdog called tonight for a review into the conduct and handling of the officer known to activists as "Mark Stone", who spent seven years living among individuals campaigning against climate change.

"There should be guidance so officers remain focused on what they are doing," said Cindy Butts, a member of the Metropolitan Police Authority.

"I don't think 'by any means necessary' should be the modus operandi [for undercover officers] at all. There should be a review. I expect questions on all aspects of this case, including these [sexual] allegations."

The woman who said she had had a sexual relationship with Kennedy wants to be known only by her first name, Anna. She said she had sex more than 20 times with the undercover officer about five years ago, including at his house in Nottingham, when she was aged just 21. They met at protests around Europe, and it seemed clear to her that Kennedy was "seeing other women" around the same time. "I'm not sure personally if I would be willing to take part in an inquiry that touched on our sexual relationship," she said. "If the Met knew that this was going on, then obviously they should reveal this. There should be an inquiry into whether this is legal."

Kennedy, who joined the police in about 1994, is known to have had a wife and children before going undercover. There have also been unconfirmed reports that Kennedy had a long-term relationship with a woman in Nottingham while posing as an activist.

Questions over the ethics of the Kennedy operation have already been raised in Germany, where the MP Andrej Hunko has tabled questions asking whether authorities authorised the undercover officer to have "sexual relationships" in the country.

A Guardian investigation revealed on Monday that Kennedy had used a fake passport to travel to 22 different countries while posing as a campaigner, earning the trust of activists and feeding back intelligence to his commanders.

Confronted in October about his real identity by friends, Kennedy confessed, and has since expressed remorse. He had quit the Met several months earlier. "I hate myself so much I betrayed so many people," he recently told an activist friend. "I don't want this ever to happen to anyone ever again. What's happened is really wrong."

In an apparent attempt to seek redemption, Kennedy offered to assist six campaigners who had been due to face trial this week for conspiring to invade a power station near Nottingham. The trial collapsed on Monday after allegations emerged of Kennedy having acted as an agent provocateur ahead of the demonstration.

No police force or oversight body has yet commented on Kennedy's case, and it is not known whether the Met or the National Public Order Intelligence Unit, a monitoring agency he had been seconded to, condoned or even knew about his sexual activity.

However, two of Britain's most senior police officers told parliament today that conduct of undercover police officers was supervised and subject to oversight. Responding to questions from the home affairs select committee, Peter Fahy, chief constable of Greater Manchester Police, said: "It is something that is very tightly controlled and it does play an enormous contribution in some very, very difficult investigations."

He added that Kennedy's case, in which the officer appeared to have "swapped sides", was unusual. "Because it is so well managed and tightly controlled and there is a lot of concern about the welfare of these officers this sort of thing we have had over the last couple of days is extremely, extremely rare."

Chris Sims, chief constable of West Midlands Police, said it was too early to comment on the details of the case, but added that in general it was crucial to ensure that the "line is not crossed between infiltration to gather intelligence and the agent provocateur role which is absolutely not part of the system".

Kennedy is living abroad. His unmasking has prompted consternation among protesters, especially since Kennedy told activists friends he was "not the only one – by a long shot".

Activists are known to now be suspicious about two individuals – a man and a woman – who mysteriously disappeared from their movement over the last decade.

Today Melissa Jacob, an activist giving a statement on behalf of climate campaigners, said: "This case gets more murky every day. Did PC Kennedy have sexual relations with Anna to obtain information for the British state? If so, then this looks like state-sponsored sex abuse.

"The Met really cannot stay silent on the role of undercover officers in policing protest. How many more PC Kennedys are there in our movement?"
I'd be pretty embarrassed if everyone knew I'd slept with a double-earring-plus-goatee wearing green activist, but each to his own...

Seriously... *shakes head in despair* It's like that case a while back where a Palestinian guy got sent to jail for pretending to be Jewish to a one night stand. Except stupid.
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My living nightmare, by undercover policeman Mark Kennedy - Telegraph

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Mark Kennedy said he had escaped to the United States amid fears for his safety.

His secret role was revealed earlier this week when a trial of six people accused of planning to invade Ratcliffe-on-Soar power station collapsed as prosecutors dropped the charges.

The protesters' legal team claimed the decision was made after Mr Kennedy, a former Metropolitan Police officer who infiltrated the group in the guise of a long-haired climber called Mark Stone, offered to give evidence on their behalf.

In an interview with the Mail on Sunday, Mr Kennedy said he believed tape recordings secretly made by him were withheld from the court by police for fear it would destroy the prosecution's case.

He told the paper: ''The truth of the matter is that the tapes clearly show that the six defendants who were due to go on trial had not joined any conspiracy.

''The tapes I made meant that the police couldn't prove their case.''

But the 41-year-old, shown in photographs to have cropped his long hair, denied "going rogue" and siding with the protesters.

''I can't sleep,'' he said. ''I have lost weight and am constantly on edge.

''I barricade the door with chairs at night. I am in genuine fear for my life. I have been told that my former bosses from the force are out here in America looking for me. I have been told by activists to watch my back as people are out to get me.

''I have chosen to speak out because I want my story out there. People like to think of things in terms of black and white. But the world of undercover policing is grey and murky. There is some bad stuff going on. Really bad stuff.''

He said officers knew of his movements at all times and that he kept police ''a step ahead of the game'' during planned protests.

Mr Kennedy said his BlackBerry had a tracking device and added: ''I had a cover officer whom I spoke to numerous times a day.

''He was the first person I spoke to in the morning and the last person I spoke to at night. I didn't sneeze without a superior officer knowing about it.''

The father-of-two, who was estranged from his wife at the time of the undercover investigation, said the only time he ''crossed the line'' was when he engaged in relationships with two women as Mark Stone.

He admitted succumbing to ''a sort of Stockholm syndrome'' but said he ''never lost sight of his work''.

Mr Kennedy said at one time, the information he was providing was being given directly to then Prime Minister Tony Blair and that he was ''at the heart of a very sensitive operation''.

He added: ''I don't think the police are the good guys and the activists are bad or vice versa.

''Both sides did good things and bad things. I am speaking out in the hope the police can learn from the mistakes they made.''

Mr Kennedy said he was involved in five major protests, starting with one at the G8 summit at Gleneagles in 2005 when he passed on "invaluable" information to police about demonstrators' movements. He said it was passed straight to Tony Blair and that he was given a commendation for his role.

He claimed he was beaten by five police officers in 2006 in a protest at Drax power station in Yorkshire after he tried to stop them hitting a female activist he knew. He told the newspaper he suffered head injuries, a prolapsed disc and broken finger.

Other protests he took part in included those at Didcot Power Station in Oxfordshire in 2006, the G20 summit in London in 2008 and in Copenhagen, Denmark.

He said the fall-out from the undercover operation has left him feeling suicidal.

"I am physically and mentally exhausted," he said. "I have had some dark thoughts. I thought I could end this very quickly.

"I went to see a psychiatrist recently and told her I was having thoughts of suicide. I don't have any confidence. My world has been destroyed."

He had separated from his wife in 2000 and said his children, a girl aged 10 and a boy of 12, have been left devastated by recent events.

While posing as an activist, he said he formed strong friendships and added: "I had no other friends. I was estranged from my wife.

"My life was undercover. Of course I cared about them. But I didn't go rogue. I was immersing myself in the culture to do my job, to be credible."

Mr Kennedy's comments came as a solicitor called for a full and robust independent inquiry into the undercover operation.

Mike Schwarz represents the six protesters accused of planning to invade the Nottinghamshire power station as well as another 20 already convicted of the charge.

He said the IPCC investigation and a rumoured probe by Her Majesty's Inspectorate of Constabulary were not enough however, and added: "We've got the IPCC looking at a bit, the police investigating themselves with the HMIC investigation, but the public need to have confidence in a robust, comprehensive investigation.

"It is the only satisfactory, comprehensive and reliable way."
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Mark Kennedy, 41, a former Metropolitan Police officer who posed as a climate change protester known as "Mark Stone", spoke out about the “grey and murky” world of undercover policing in which he said “really bad stuff” was secretly going on.

Last week the £1 million trial of six environmental activists accused of plotting to break into the Ratcliffe-on-Soar coal-fired power station in Nottinghamshire collapsed amid questions over Mr Kennedy’s involvement.

The Independent Police Complaints Commission is now investigating whether Nottinghamshire Police withheld secret recordings made by Mr Kennedy showing that those accused were innocent of conspiracy from the prosecution.

Lawyers for 20 others who have already been found guilty over the planned sabotage said last night that Mr Kennedy’s disclosures suggested they had been the victims of a miscarriage of justice.

Mr Kennedy, whose estranged wife Edel and two British-born children live in the west of Ireland, fled to the United States after his double life was exposed by green activists.



He is now understood to have private security officers keeping a “discrete” watch on him after he voiced fears for his life and is being represented by Max Clifford, the public relations specialist.

In an interview with the Mail on Sunday the former policeman said he had been “hung out to dry” by his former handlers in the National Public Order Intelligence Unit (NPOIU) which sent him to infiltrate radical environmental groups in 2003.

He insisted that he had been instrumental in preventing “bloodshed” amid clashes between police and protesters and claimed that key intelligence he had gathered had been passed to Tony Blair and other European leaders.

He acknowledged for the first time that during his time undercover he had been in sexual relationships with two activist women, admitting that what he had done was "wrong".

Fellow protesters have questioned whether the women truly gave their consent as they did not know his true identity.

But Mr Kennedy said other undercover police had also become sexually entangled with their subjects in a promiscuous environment in which some people had up to six lovers at a time.

“I was offered sex repeatedly,” he told the newspaper.

“And I was not the only undercover operator having a relationship but our handlers never asked.”

He added: “That is the problem about this whole undercover police operation. There seem to be no guidelines, no rules – I was pretty much left to fend for myself.”

Mr Kennedy also disclosed that he knew of at least 15 other undercover police who had infiltrated the movement and said that by the time he left in 2009 there were at least four others.

“The world of undercover policing is grey and murky," he said.

“There is some bad stuff going on, really bad stuff.”

The scale of public money invested in such operations was also laid bare as he disclosed that in addition to his £50,000-a-year salary, his handlers paid up to £200,000 a year into a secret bank account to help him maintain his cover.

Mike Schwarz, the lawyer who represented the Ratcliffe-on-Soar protesters said that the convictions of the 20 people already found guilty of conspiring to take over the plant might now be unsafe.

“Potentially it looks like a miscarriage of justice and a lot depends on the prosecution doing what they should have done at the beginning and establishing what Kennedy’s wider role was and making the information available.”

He is calling for a judicial inquiry into the affair.
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The Hollywood producers said to be competing for the story of the fake eco-warrior Mark Kennedy will have to work hard to turn his sorry tale into a feelgood film. All those involved have emerged with some degree of discredit: the failed undercover cop, his incompetent employers, and the faintly absurd environmental campaigners.


Film-makers may see in Kennedy's story a 21st-century version of Spielberg's larky tale of a fantasisingconman Catch Me If You Can, perhaps with a saucy Mata Hari vibe added,but what is more likely to emerge is a nasty little saga of moral compromise and primness.

Has there ever been so much general whingeing and blubbing at the end of a police operation? Within days of a court case collapsing because he had offered to appear for the defence, Kennedy – or "Flash" as he liked to be known when in disguise – has claimed to be in fear of his life, while busily selling his story for all it was worth (not much, one hopes).

The police, meanwhile, having botched a misguided operation, have blamed their former employee, while the environmental activists, who can normally be depended on to show abit of defiance, have scurried straight to the heart of the establishment, the law courts. The women who went to bed with Flash Kennedy, it is claimed, have been traumatised and deserve damages.

It is not difficult to see why this operation would appeal to a man like Kennedy. He was bored, looking for adventure. For a good liar, being a fake revolutionary must have seemed like a dream job: no police discipline, the chance to grow his hair and get his arms tattooed, access to eco-babes willing to do their bit for the cause, and a very decent salary of £50,000, topped up by another £200,000 from the National Public Order Intelligence Unit.

Kennedy is clearly a chancer. Maybe the police force has always attracted people who put excitement and self-interest before any genuine interest in law and order, but an extraordinary self-dramatising mindset seems to have gone unchecked. Increasingly, officers behave – and talk – as if they are characters in a TV cop drama. There is a sense that law enforcement generally is becoming over-excited and melodramatic. What, for example, is this shady outfit the National Public Order Intelligence Unit? If it is paying idiots like Kennedy £200,000 a year, how much are all of its adventures costing the public purse?

Few have embodied the action-hero fantasy quite like Flash. He revealed to journalists that he is now so in fear of his life that he barricades his doors with chairs at night. "I have been told that my former bosses from the force are out here looking for me," he has said, providing an entirely new perspective on Sir Paul "The Hitman" Stephenson.

Alongside the James Bond antics, though, a weird kind of political correctness has been in evidence. Flash's cushy number came to an end when his employers discovered, to their profound horror, that he was sleeping with the enemy. What used to be a basic part of a spy's duties now caused trills of moral outrage. "He was having sex with another activist," gasped a scandalised copper. "That was the first concrete evidence that he had been going too far."

On the matter of sex, at least, the activists are at one with the police. Several of Kennedy's lovers are said to be "deeply upset" to discover they had slept with a policeman. Another claims she feels violated. There is serious talk of a civil action against the police. It is absurd – men never lie more than when they are trying to get women into bed – but no sillier than the rest of the case. Forget the excited news stories about "ghosts", "warriors" and "going rogue". Flash's story is a pathetic Boys' Own fantasy, set up by the police and financed, at huge expense, by you and me.
1. £250000?!!!???!!? *shoots self in head*
2. Flash? Seriously? Sad.
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£250000?!!!???!!? *shoots self in head*
Well, as soon as you can sell yourself to some Brussel-based, you too will have a decent salary and a massive expense account they never bother to check...

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Yep. Very sad. Way sadder than my "Gilles de Rais", I would say...
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I just really don't get the deal with the "cool" code names for undercover guys and secret operations and stuff. Why are you trying so hard? You already made cool your bitch when you became a *secret agent*! You're just undermining all your good work here...

I'd say that a big part of the reason Deep Throat was so legedary was the fuck-y'all-ness of the code name.

Then again, I say that but I suck really hard at names myself.
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