Ryanair ponders in-air mucky movie service ? reghardware

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Ryanair has hinted that it may be planning to offer flyers adult entertainment in flight. The no-frills airline's chief executive, Michael O'Leary, said he'd like to launch in-flight web content, similar to that of hotel room telly offerings, The Sun reports. O'Leary said: "I'm not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see. It would be on handheld devices. "Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn't we?" The notion is that folk with iPads and smartphones on-board will be able to access web-hosted, pay-to-view content served over a local wireless network. Short haul flights might not be long enough to get you through a movie, but when a skinflick only needs run for 3.4 minutes before the average gentleman viewer has been sated, there's more than enough time for a view or two. Still, pr0n on a plane seems insane. Aren't the toilets busy enough? ®

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Flying Ryan's privates?

I am a firm defender of the freedom of accessing porn. Still, a plane?! Wouldn't that be incredibly, errr, obvious?

I don't mind someone reading smut besides me. Watching smut, I am less enthusiastic. And I'll definitely draw the line at masturbating... unless it's a woman, of course.

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Hahahahaha

Trouser Snakes on a Plane

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The Blue Max

Everyone gets to sit in the cock pit.

The boobs-are-large fuselage.

Two Girls, One Cup of Flat Own-Brand Coke that Cost £4.50 Because We're Not Allowed to Bring Liquids on Any More

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Although I didn't get the reference in "The Blue Max" until I checked Google...

You could also try to do it commentary style.

Conservative social life commentary: "Really, the Mile High Club lost a lot of its prestige since they've allowed in Mrs Palmer and her five daughters"...

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Or, "is this related to plans to charge people to go to the loo?" aka "blue balls is our business plan".

The picture could be a bit shaky on the...er... handheld.

Debbie Delayed at Dallas/Fort Worth

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Hey Zan :wave

How's it hangin? (Genuine question, not a suggested porn title.)

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